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DAUGHTERS WHO TAKE THEIR MOTHERS TO THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - part 3982L92N-41OFFICIAL FASHION ANNOUNCEMENT!!!friends! i am so sorry for leaving you, i am not dead. i simply left the country and as such, have been unable to watch the visual pissparty we call the jeremy kyle show. the government and itv protects foreigners from seeing these mutants by locking the catch-up service with a cyberlock. they fear that if people abroad knew the truth about the monstrosities that walk the streets of the uk, no tourists would dare visit. how would we then fill the tube up with groups of kids with orange backpacks? when i knew i had to leave the uk, i actually thought a break from this blog would be nice, i had put one new post out every day for what seems like twentyfivemilliondays in a row, and it was “doing in my nut”.i feel good, refreshed, and my eyes have nearly completely healed. from the eyesores.i miss you! i will return! stay posted sexpigs! x
i have styled jimmy in a plaid wool-blend flat cap, in from junya watanabe at ¥27,654.13 ☑
tin opener swag ☑
LEFT - the expression people have when they watch the jeremy kyle show.RIGHT - the expression people should have when they watch the jeremy kyle show. 
JEREMY KYLE SHOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHOSE BOYFRIENDS DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO GO TO THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - part 632
blacktooth headset ☑
cracksuits ☑
it turned out that she didn’t steal the bike or the food, but she did swagger jag her hair off jesus ☑
"i ♥ jezza” = 1/10 ☑
reddy, steady…… no ☑
AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO THINK THEY’VE SPOTTED A PECAN SLICE ON THE STUDIO CEILING - part 3881
i have styled sean, clare’s husband, with justin bieber’s new hair ☑